I would not eat Royale with Cheese,
So do not even ask me, please.
I won't eat fries with mayonnaise,
I would not touch them anyways.
I would not drink five-dollar shake,
'Cause it gives me tummy-ache.
If I snort some uncut smack,
Blood and mucous I will yak.
"Why don't you eat pork?" you whine,
It's just 'cause I don't dig on swine.
Would you could you with a shrimp?
Would you could you with the Gimp?
I would not do so, but instead,
I think I'll blow off Marvin's head.