Newsgroups: alt.tasteless
Subject: A tragic love story
Date: 31 Jan 1995 03:40:28 GMT
The Story of Anne and Jeffry
Once upon a time, there was a large kingdom in which many people
lived and prospered. There was a large house in the center of the kingdom
in which the wealthiest family lived. This was the biggest manor in the
kingdom. The family included one wife, a husband, and their homely
18-year-old daughter named Anne. Anne was one of the quietest girls in the
kingdom, but she was also one of the prettiest and kindest. Anne didn't
leave the house much, and when she did, it was only to go to the rather
small market near her house. Now Anne didn't know this, but every time she
went to the market, the meat salesman's son watched her. He was a
19-year-old name Jeffry. He was very handsome, and strong, too. Even
though Jeffry wasn't that brilliant, he knew what love felt like and when
it was true, and he knew he felt that for Anne. So one day he went up to
her while she was out on one of her market visits. He told her that he
loved her, and she did not know what to reply. She thought quickly of her
options, and figured that she did not feel like being cooped up in her
house forever. So when he asked her to marry him, she said yes. The next
few days were wonderful. Jeffry and Anne spent all of their time together,
enjoying life before their marriage. While they were in a barn petting
some ponies, Jeffry had a sudden change of heart and told Anne that he
wasn't ready for a wife. Anne was so angry that she took out her hunting
knife and cut Jeffry across the stomach, his guts spilling out. He fell to
the ground and died. Then a extremely large dragon attacked the kingdom
and burned down the barn Anne was in. She died in the flames.
Last updated: Tue Jan 31 11:39:46 EST 1995
by Alan DeKok