Also see Dr. Seuss on Sex.

THE OJ TRIAL AS TOLD BY DR. SEUSS...

     
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife. 
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
 
I stayed at home that fateful night. 
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.
 
When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass. 
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash. 
I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he just took me for a ride.
 
Did you take this person's life? 
Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife. 
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.
 
Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife. 
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would, not, anytime.
 
And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!
  
O.J. SIMPSON