This filk appeared in "Hydro hearings reveal executive secrets", by Don McPherson, in The Montreal Gazette, Thu. March 7th, 1996, on Pg. B3. [presumably to the tune of the Christmas carol "Deck the Halls"] "Deck the halls with boiled crustacean Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Hike our rate above inflation, Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Cash we now our yearend bonus Fa=la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Sing the Hydro VP's chorus Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la."